“This is a delicate business with a very small margin for error.”
“Mustard seed?”
“Check.”
“Garlic?”
“Check.”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Holy water?”
“Check.”
“Hammer?”
“Check.”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
“Kukri?”
“Check.”
“Hacksaw?”
“Check but I don’t understand why we need a hacksaw?”
“This is a delicate business with a very small margin for error.”
“I see.”
“And, if and when we are occasionally wrong, we will need to dismember the body to hide any evidence of our activities from the authorities.”
***
To be continued.
This is the first entry in the The Vampire Hunter’s Apprentice series.
Read the next installment in this series – “The Vampire Hunter’s Apprentice II“.
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Author: joshuajscully
That’s my picture up there. I’m not totally sure why I look so angry. I may be thinking about how much I hated the Crypt Keeper as a child.
I grew up faithfully watching reruns of The Twilight Zone and Tales from the Crypt. Unfortunately, I missed the boat in terms of writing for either of those programs. I do consider both to have been wildly influential when I think back to my earliest thoughts about becoming an author and I’m grateful my parents let me watch those shows as a kid (although there were probably some nights early in my childhood my mother wished she hadn’t let me watch those shows). If you’re familiar with either program, then you know what genres are my focus. I thoroughly enjoy science fiction, suspense, the twist ending, and some horror or supernatural elements as well. Honestly, when I was a kid the Crypt Keeper scared the hell out of me. As an adult, I’ve really learned to embrace the puns.
Historical fiction is a favorite of mine as well, and the root of that is shared with my profession. I am an educator by trade, and I teach American History. I consider some of the best writing I’ve ever done to be within the realm of historical fiction and I really enjoy saturating my mind in the research end of those projects.
I would make the argument that storytelling is in my blood. Even my sister mulled, very briefly (about 45 minutes), launching a career as a screenwriter! My last name is one of those Irish (and, apparently, formally Manx) ones with a wonderfully researched history -“the story-teller’s descendant”. On of the first day of school each year, I do share that “my name is Mr. Scully, and that rhymes with Kelly”, just so I do not hear the myriad of mispronunciations on the first day.
Several years ago, I started a blog similar to this one to highlight my middle years as a teacher. If that aspect of my life is of any interest to you at all, you can still find that blog online. During my summers, I really have time to pursue my writing projects and this blog will highlight some of that work. My first attempts to sit down and write extensively occurred when I was 15, but only a few years ago did I make setting time aside to write a priority. I’ve also benefited wildly over the years from many willing readers among my family and friends. The direction and feedback from those individuals has been invaluable.
Outside the world of the written word, I am an educator, basketball coach, lecturer, and (very, very occasionally) a landscaper. I have only ever known Western Pennsylvania as my home.
Although I love a good novel, I am absolutely unable to resist the power of the short story. The latter is really what I hope to be remembered for one day.
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Omg….its been a while since i’ve read your wonderful stories!!
I need to catch up. Been so damn busy x.x
I love this though!
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Thank you so much! Life never fails to be busy – especially when you’re looking for time to write. That’s for sure!
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Time to write, youtube, book, scripts, its crazy. So much to do and not enough hours in the day x.x
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I couldn’t agree more. I specifically remember thinking that exact thought before – “can I just get one twenty-eight hour day at some point?” – haha.
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I’d even go for 30 man. I think we just need to move to a different planet where the rotation is longer!
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Exactly! I wouldn’t mind that at all.
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Nice, mixing humour with horror. As for your final line, what can I say? Burying the evidence, eh? Nice to stumble across something a little quirky.
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Thank you so much! I do feel that there are times when you can safely blend horror with another genre or two to keep the reader on their toes. Thanks again!
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