When the yeti gave birth to a hybrid, the network knew someone on the film crew had some explaining to do.
The maniac seemed to debate her desperate plea.
“I don’t know,” he sighed. “I cut the same weight of flesh from all my victims.”
“You’re going to give birth to a blue whale,” is a statement that no one could possibly want to hear.
The princess somehow made both the chain mail and chainsaw appear eloquent and fashionable.
The line to heaven was impossibly long, and his wife was growing impatient.
“Look over there! That line is shorter. Let’s go!”
“Life is all who you know.”
“And less is more.”
“And don’t squeeze the Charmin.”