The mine shaft erupted in flames.
“Well, you found me,” Satan said pushing a drill out of the way. “Now, which way to the surface?”
The monstrosity was damaged.
Copper wire and fuses protruded from the chassis.
“You will love me again,” the robot moaned.
I took an aisle seat near a strange man.
“I’m afraid of flying,” I offered.
“Oh, we won’t be doing much of that,” he grinned
An undead arm extended him a cleaver.
“If you want to stay among the living,” a zombie barked, “you’ll handle the butchering.”
“I’m going to give you paper and a pencil, and I want you to draw a dream you’ve had,” the doctor said.
He would be sorry.
The mountain goat looked him square in the eyes.
“At this elevation, you may experience hallucinations,” the creature said.
“Here’s half the money. Where’s my wife?”
“Half now and half later. You’re late. So, now you’ll get both halves of her later.”