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Category: Humor
“Don’t Touch the Time Machine”
Time travelers can’t risk losing their train of thought.
“Wait! The time machine is operational! Don’t touch that b—!”
“Divine Suggestion”
My suggestion involves time travel.
After the asteroid slammed into Earth, a few squirrelly dinosaurs were still kicking.
“Dartball and Ghosts”
Can you have one without the other?
After a few beers, a jovial conversation focused mostly on dartball turned bizarre.
“I fought in the Battle of Trois-Rivières.”
“Chilling Fate”
Froze to the bone.
“May the saints preserve us!” the pilot cried.
“The Dunker”
‘The Dunker’ was no intellectual, but he was a big splash with a particular crowd.
Standing at the pearly gates, Darren ‘The Dunker’ O’Shea looked nervous.
“Peter, Paul, and Scary”
Because you can’t look down.
Reunited in the afterlife, Peter and Paul suffered an awkward reunion.
“Our House of Worship”
The future of church architecture is now.
The earliest church was constructed from timber and turf.
“Our Story”
The wonderful truth about our existence.
Dear Children — this is how we came to be:
Adam begot Elvis.
Elvis begot Tandy 2000.
“Ghostly Itch”
“Where did you get that sheet?”
