“May the saints preserve us!” the pilot cried.
“Chilling Fate”
Froze to the bone.
Category: Humor
“The Dunker”
‘The Dunker’ was no intellectual, but he was a big splash with a particular crowd.
Standing at the pearly gates, Darren ‘The Dunker’ O’Shea looked nervous.
“Peter, Paul, and Scary”
Because you can’t look down.
Reunited in the afterlife, Peter and Paul suffered an awkward reunion.
“Our House of Worship”
The future of church architecture is now.
The earliest church was constructed from timber and turf.
“Our Story”
The wonderful truth about our existence.
Dear Children — this is how we came to be:
Adam begot Elvis.
Elvis begot Tandy 2000.
“Ghostly Itch”
“Where did you get that sheet?”
“A Vengeful Crustacean”
The creature struggled free from wet newspaper and slipped out onto the kitchen linoleum.
Dinner guests returned to the refrigerator for alcohol.
The door was left ajar.
