Humor – A Visit to the Idea Factory

“Wood Chipper”

Wood chipper!
Do as you will.

Wood chipper

What do you see?

Time travelers can’t risk losing their train of thought.

“Wait! The time machine is operational! Don’t touch that b—!”

My suggestion involves time travel.

After the asteroid slammed into Earth, a few squirrelly dinosaurs were still kicking.

Can you have one without the other?

After a few beers, a jovial conversation focused mostly on dartball turned bizarre.

“I fought in the Battle of Trois-Rivières.”

Froze to the bone.

“May the saints preserve us!” the pilot cried.

‘The Dunker’ was no intellectual, but he was a big splash with a particular crowd.

Standing at the pearly gates, Darren ‘The Dunker’ O’Shea looked nervous.

Because you can’t look down.

Reunited in the afterlife, Peter and Paul suffered an awkward reunion.

The future of church architecture is now.

The earliest church was constructed from timber and turf.

The wonderful truth about our existence.

Dear Children — this is how we came to be:

Adam begot Elvis.

Elvis begot Tandy 2000.

“Where did you get that sheet?”

“I am a ghost.”

“Really?”