Standing at the pearly gates, Darren ‘The Dunker’ O’Shea looked nervous.
“The Dunker”
‘The Dunker’ was no intellectual, but he was a big splash with a particular crowd.
Tag: Humor
“Peter, Paul, and Scary”
Because you can’t look down.
Reunited in the afterlife, Peter and Paul suffered an awkward reunion.
“Our Story”
The wonderful truth about our existence.
Dear Children — this is how we came to be:
Adam begot Elvis.
Elvis begot Tandy 2000.
“Ghostly Itch”
“Where did you get that sheet?”
“A Vengeful Crustacean”
The creature struggled free from wet newspaper and slipped out onto the kitchen linoleum.
Dinner guests returned to the refrigerator for alcohol.
The door was left ajar.
“Rust Belt to the Stars”
Industry of the past becomes a springboard to the future! And the past (technically)! And parallel universes!
“This is a coal-fired time machine?”
“Yep.”
“A coal-fired time machine doesn’t seem especially practical.”
“Booze Bamboozle”
Coffee nearly cures all ills.
He took every bottle of liquor from his cabinet and poured each down the sink.
