He took every bottle of liquor from his cabinet and poured each down the sink.
“Booze Bamboozle”
Coffee nearly cures all ills.
Tag: Humor
“Closing Time”
His seals were broken.
The pressure was wrong.
Garish lights twisted the terrain into a lavender tundra.
“That Silly Mr. Dobbs”
The jaded pedagogue was actually a reptilian masquerading as that most destitute of public servants.
Every student knew that Mr. Dobbs hated his job.
“A Qianzhousaurus in the House”
“I may have just successfully built a time machine,” Owen stammered.
Susan was familiar with the defeated expression that often dominated the face of her husband, Owen, after an evening tinkering in the basement.
Ask Mr. Scully Anything!
My new teaching tool for the 2019 — 2020 school year (and entirely constructed out of styrofoam plates and masking tape).
“Searching for Friday”
Or some reasonable facsimile.
“The Vampire Hunter’s Apprentice VI”
“What do you know about quantum mechanics?”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Garlic?”
“Check.”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
