“My New Room”
So he says.
Tag: Humor
“Weather Machine Money”
The most honest way to earn a dollar.
“Can I come down?”
“Of course! I’m just surprised your not playing outside.”
“Our Undead Auxiliaries”
The Romans recycled almost everything.
And anything.
Pinned by Vandal hordes, the Romans sought any advantage.
“Move the undead soldiers to the front lines!”
“Don’t Touch the Time Machine”
Time travelers can’t risk losing their train of thought.
“Wait! The time machine is operational! Don’t touch that b—!”
“Divine Suggestion”
My suggestion involves time travel.
After the asteroid slammed into Earth, a few squirrelly dinosaurs were still kicking.
“Dartball and Ghosts”
Can you have one without the other?
After a few beers, a jovial conversation focused mostly on dartball turned bizarre.
“I fought in the Battle of Trois-Rivières.”
“The Dunker”
‘The Dunker’ was no intellectual, but he was a big splash with a particular crowd.
Standing at the pearly gates, Darren ‘The Dunker’ O’Shea looked nervous.
“Peter, Paul, and Scary”
Because you can’t look down.
Reunited in the afterlife, Peter and Paul suffered an awkward reunion.
“Our Story”
The wonderful truth about our existence.
Dear Children — this is how we came to be:
Adam begot Elvis.
Elvis begot Tandy 2000.
“Ghostly Itch”
“Where did you get that sheet?”
