“Results May Very” (VSS II)

A set of very short fiction pieces that I originally wrote for Twitter.

Their teacher returned after much gossip and speculation.

He was alive. And somehow younger.

“What happened?” 

“Divorce and a sabbatical.”

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“Gumballs”: My Idea for a Children’s Book

Because we all want a quarter before leaving the store.

So, I’ve kicked around an idea about a children’s book for a few months, and I’m sure my inspiration was the surprising number of kids always so eager for a quarter whenever leaving a grocery store or restaurant because there is a gumball machine at the exit. I remember feeling that urge as a child myself, so maybe that’s universal?

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“The Horrors of Children’s Television in the 1990s”

“I’m going to inject myself with Tyrannosaur DNA!”

“What are you thinking? You can’t do that!”

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