“Mokele-mbembe”

65 million years allow for more than cloning.

“I didn’t leave Lubumbashi to chase shadows!” the hunter shouted. “Where is mokele-mbembe? Where is this Congolese dinosaur?”

“Our Undead Auxiliaries”

The Romans recycled almost everything.
And anything.

Pinned by Vandal hordes, the Romans sought any advantage.

“Move the undead soldiers to the front lines!”

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“Don’t Touch the Time Machine”

Time travelers can’t risk losing their train of thought.

“Wait! The time machine is operational! Don’t touch that b—!”

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“Dartball and Ghosts”

Can you have one without the other?

After a few beers, a jovial conversation focused mostly on dartball turned bizarre.

“I fought in the Battle of Trois-Rivières.”

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