“Stake?”
“Check.”
“Mallet?”
“Check.”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Why? You don’t want my help?”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
“Mallet?”
“Check.”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“How well do you read Norse runes?”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Holy water?”
“Check.”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
“What do you know about quantum mechanics?”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Garlic?”
“Check.”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
“Every so often you will encounter the undead in denial.”
“Crucifix?”
“Check.”
“Garlic?”
“Check.”
“Stake?”
“Check.”
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania from the Monongahela River.
“We’re going to Cuba?”
“Our next quarry has a knack for shapeshifting.”