He stepped back slowly.
The dryer had been eating socks.
Now, the dog was missing and there was a collar in the lint trap.
She was upset when he built a time machine.
She was more angry when he brought raptor hatchlings back for the kids.
“Find your name on the list,” St. Peter said dryly.
“I don’t see it,” she stammered.
“Didn’t think so,” he shrugged. “Next!”
I was quiet while stealing one of the moa eggs.
But, obviously, not quiet enough and that’s why I wear this eyepatch.
As far as education reform was considered, he was a firebrand.
His radical ideas (accountability, responsibility) set him apart.